Bub
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September 21, 2009 Molly's fish Bub (Bubbles), a five dollar  "balloon fish" from 8 avenue aquarium, was found dead in its plastic congee  container when said owner returned home.  At the sight of the the deceased, the  impervious owner went into a laughing fit.  She thought it would be funny to  play a joke on her mom by leaving the dead fish floating in the toilet for her  mom to urinate on it.  Not only was this inconsiderate, picky customer not  honoring the poor lost soul with her contradictory cruel titter but wished to  disrespect the bodily remains of the creature.
Oh yes, I forgot to mention. She got the fish yesterday.
Oh yes, I forgot to mention. She got the fish yesterday.

you wrote that sounding very lawyerish. :D
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