Find Out if You're a Retard
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***I'm retarded for doing this. Really, this is just for fun; I'm not trying to discriminate those who are mentally challenge so please don't take this as offensive >_< I just got this off deviantart again (I don't have an account but I love browsing the art made by various people) when I get distracted.
[] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (Probably.)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (IS NOT D:)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (OMG, I never noticed!)
[x] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Lmao, Peta, you're not the only one >.>")
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Sad but true.)
So far: 9/12 (Currently labeled retarded.)
[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Le microwave.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (...)
So far: 11/16 (Yesh, less of a retard.)
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Who wouldn't?)
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (All the time.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (They don't shake their heads.)
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice." (I personally don't like LOUD people that much.)
So far: 14/21 (YESH!)
[] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I'm good in math so no :P)
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident. (I think so... I was sitting on the bed watching T.V. with my mouth open(?) and something flew in there and got swallowed =_=")
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Another long night >.>)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (When I was like 5 with a bathing suit---maybe that's why I don't wear them now; don't know if I learned how to put them on correctly...)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (It was on my face; e.g: glasses xD and the toothpicks were on the table the whole time and I missed it somehow.)
So far: 18/26 (Lol, 50% retarded right now)
[] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (Bulletins/Chains are GAY!---can't believe I used too.)
[x] You break/lose a lot of things. (Psh, that's what I get for being such a slob.)
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused. (Reminds me of the Maria from the manga Devil and Her Love Song x]; I tilt my head because I LIKE to.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Computer chair, it hurt like shit.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I try to find pictures in the texture of my blankets :3)
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (I'm a teen, "um" is like "like")
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (What DOES it mean?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (OMG as well.)
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I'm not that good at math.)
Total: 26/35
MULTIPLY BY FOUR TO GET __%
Apparently, I'm beyond retarded because I ended up with 104% but if I did proportions it turned out around 74%. I wasn't sure what they wanted xD
[] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (Probably.)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (IS NOT D:)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (OMG, I never noticed!)
[x] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Lmao, Peta, you're not the only one >.>")
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Sad but true.)
So far: 9/12 (Currently labeled retarded.)
[] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Le microwave.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (...)
So far: 11/16 (Yesh, less of a retard.)
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Who wouldn't?)
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (All the time.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (They don't shake their heads.)
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice." (I personally don't like LOUD people that much.)
So far: 14/21 (YESH!)
[] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I'm good in math so no :P)
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident. (I think so... I was sitting on the bed watching T.V. with my mouth open(?) and something flew in there and got swallowed =_=")
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Another long night >.>)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (When I was like 5 with a bathing suit---maybe that's why I don't wear them now; don't know if I learned how to put them on correctly...)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (It was on my face; e.g: glasses xD and the toothpicks were on the table the whole time and I missed it somehow.)
So far: 18/26 (Lol, 50% retarded right now)
[] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (Bulletins/Chains are GAY!---can't believe I used too.)
[x] You break/lose a lot of things. (Psh, that's what I get for being such a slob.)
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused. (Reminds me of the Maria from the manga Devil and Her Love Song x]; I tilt my head because I LIKE to.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Computer chair, it hurt like shit.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I try to find pictures in the texture of my blankets :3)
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (I'm a teen, "um" is like "like")
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (What DOES it mean?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (OMG as well.)
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I'm not that good at math.)
Total: 26/35
MULTIPLY BY FOUR TO GET __%
Apparently, I'm beyond retarded because I ended up with 104% but if I did proportions it turned out around 74%. I wasn't sure what they wanted xD
Ahhh..omg that thing in the end it so freakin awesome. :O
But I put it back on though XD, don't want stalkers :O
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