*Warning:  Sexual content*

That kid is definitely gay.

So here we see someone who made an immature deduction about this story. 0 pt

You're comment is so stupid, it doesn't deserve a reply. A decent reply to stupidity but... 1 pt

"YOUR" comment is stupid. If you don't know why, then "YOU'RE" an idiot.

Ohoho... An idiot trying to correct something. 1 pt

What?!

You're post to me doesn't make any sense at all. What do you mean, "If I don't know why?" Don't know what?

Ah, the intellectual one doesn't get it...  -1pt

Idiot wins~ :3

You're comment is so stupid, it doesn't deserve a reply.

...and yet, YOU did. OH THE IRONING!

Oh, I'd thought you would be so smart if only you said "irony".  Epic phail.  -1000 pts + 1 pt for humor.

Jennifer wrote:

Has anyone, at all, wondered if this even happened the way this boy said it did? I mean, how did a girl manage to reach under a table, unzip his pants, go through his undergarments and do a "sexual act" all the while no other child or teacher noticed it? Also, isn't it a little unusual that a 3rd grade boy would even be able to physically go through this? I find this very difficult to believe. Though children usually do not make this sort of thing up, it is ironic to me that no one of this post or the media has asked about the other side of this. Has no one considered that she is not at fault all by herself? Perhaps they both participated? I really wish people would look at all the angles before they jump to conclusions. You weren't there. This parent wasn't there.

You must be a relative, because you sound like a complete moron..........

Oh!  I think so as well xD  I've been wanting someone to reply that :3

Other retarded comments I found funny and just plain hilarious ones from a forum (forwarded by Billy.)  Everything else was humored me because of talks about prayer (I'm skeptically atheist, probably) or about "We should do something about this" and "What are kids doing these days" concerned comments that would amount to nothing.  There's also a certain poster who likes to troll in order to fix grammatical errors (not the idiot mentioned above) for people.

"i wish i had girls like that in my class in school :)"
"What sex act did she perform?"
"We know which team he swings for early at least."
"Teacher Fired over Facebook Picture"

These kids are very advanced for some reason, they know about things they shouldn't know about at that age.

We call it THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET.

I can give you the culprit in one word: Google.

But Google is my friend CTK  It raised me as one of its own sons and made me the person that I am tod-


My GOD, let's kill it before it gets to the chil-


Fuck.

Only one thing can be trusted gentlemen, and that is televisi-


I can't do ANYTHING RIGHT

Congrats, school librarian, for sucking at your job.

My pun senses are tingling

"And some of us can't get blowjobs in our twenties.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!?"

I was supposed to be studying but got caught up for 45 min doing this; so appreciate it :X  I know it's not right to make fun of this "rape" but hey, the world's not gonna fall over because of it (maybe it can if such an insignificant matter to most because worldwide.)  I had some other things I was gonna write about but I forgot... Oh but the Alyssa's Spongebob balloon is now floating around and its more determined in coming after me and staring at me and bothering me as I do my homework.  Anyhow, I'm going to finish this one episode of Shining Inheritance and study a bit... was hoping I would've studied earlier but this video and blog entry postponed my original schedule.

Anyhow, I pray I pass my Trig test and Spanish and Chemistry quizzes tomorrow... >_<

Labels: chemistry, honors trig, quiz, school, spanish, test, video

I fail at Spanish and Chemistry now... my best subjects that are now my worse.  How'd that happen?!  Today I got my Spanish test back and found out I got a 76 which later became an 82 because I had to explain some mishaps (she still wouldn't give me full points though...)  I'm friggin' piss; there's gotta be something wrong with my head or something.

We had a chemistry quiz yesterday...  I got at least 2/10 of the multiple choice wrong.  I misread one of the question and for the other, I chose the correct choice but changed it last minute; don't you just hate when that happens?!  Then I wrote ionic bonds had polarity *facepalm*stupid.  Everyone around me probably got full points---Damn you Mr. 99 :X  This is total BS.

I went to volunteer at the office yesterday.  I had to file.  I really dislike filing; not only because the cabinets are right next to the stinky bathroom, but I just suck at it.  My boss gave me some papers that were paper clipped so I assumed they go together but I later found out, they were stapled by date, not by name.  I couldn't find one of the packets =_=

I got home from the library and watched Chungking Express.  It's a really old modern Chinese film, dated 1994 or 1995.  The storyline was based around two love forlorn cops and the plot revolved around romance as its theme.  I can't say I disliked the movie because I thought the first story was good and the overall movie was unique but it's a bit strange for a love story.  Then again, who wouldn't like a story about a cop who got dumped by his girlfriend, May of 5 years and is still attached, thus, continues to buy his girlfriend's favorite food, pineapples, everyday and only if the can expires May 1st, his birthday.  When he gets 30 cans, right before his birthday, he'll give up on her.  Then there's a woman who goes around in a raincoat, wig, and sunglasses; hires some Indians to help her smuggle drugs only to have them deceive her and runaway.  She goes around with a gun, asking around to find her traitors and even goes as far as to kidnap a shopkeepers daughter (this part was quite funny, the shopkeeper refuses to tell her information and when he goes to the back of the shop, leaving his young daughter on the counter, the woman just carries her away.)  The blackmail is successful and she goes shoot down some Indians.  The others chase her to get revenge for their fallen brethren but she escapes on a train and next thing you know, she's at the bar and the cop, wanting to give up on his ex, is determined to fall in love with the next woman who steps in... which is the drug-dealing lady.  It's funny that this whole thing happens in an interval of 2-3 days.  The other cop story was not as action-packed but was very funny; especially when the cop talks to his soap bar, towel and giant stuffed polar bear (which later becomes a Garfield but he looks through this and says to it "Look at you, when'd you become so dirty?  You used to be white and now you're all yellow.  And look at these scars (the whiskers); did you get into fights?"

Labels: chemistry, fail, movie, office, quiz, spanish, test, volenteer

I finally passed the math test!  *kanpai*  I also got lucky with AP European.  I got two questions wrong on the 25 question test we took yesterday and my teacher decided to omit those two questions since the amount of people who got it wrong was ridiculous.  61% and 94% for questions 1 and 3; reason: the answer choices consisted of more than one possible answer.  That results in full score on the multiple choice section for me.  Though I'm not entirely lucky since she decided to count our essays toward the final grade (you know, the essay I worked my butt of but also bsed/gave up on yesterday?)  That's probably going to affect my score drastically.  I don't think I'm doing so well in Spanish anymore...  it's this feeling.  I'm dosing off in class now and don't finish the classwork :/  Need to work harder...*distraction*Ooh!  Dramas! *follows*

Procrastination should be a sin.  Then I can be accused of heresy and get convicted so I don't have to put up with all this shtuff anymore.

Another great accomplishment:  I'm part of the winning team in the soccer game :O (Although I didn't do much: I stood around, waving my arms like the sun don't shine, ran a bit after the ball to seem like I'm trying and laughed the whole time because I think gym is just oh so funny...  The guy who smokes pot was probably high because when he was defense with me, he would shout words of encouragement loudly and randomly.)

In Chemistry, we had some competition and my group won---woot~  Never knew chem would be so interesting when it involves glue, paper puzzles and 20 minute time limit.

Edit:  Wow, just noticed that I posted the previous entry today; at 12:44 in the morning no less.

Labels: ap euro, honors trig, passing, procrastination, spanish, test

Ahah, if I remember correctly; I had an entry by the same title back in 8th grade for my Stray Dog blog.  Anyhow, coincidentally, both concern my failure in math.

I'll make this short and simple and sour:
I have a math test tomorrow (and one for chemistry but it's multiple choice... which I hope would be easy to pass.)
There is a 99% I will fail the math test.  1% of passing if he was in a good mood and gave simple questions that will make your head click.

Reasons?  Cause and effect, really.
I haven't started homework yet and it's 9:10 → Will finish homework very late → Will not have time to study; studying won't do much anyhow considering how my notes look like illiterate chickens scratched up the paper in an attempt to write.

I believe I got a phone call from the school reporting my class failure.  My mom missed the call and said something about it being from NYC so she assumes its just one of Bloomberg's promotional calls.

Lucky me, wooh!... at least until Wednesday when the report cards come in.  OTL

Edit @ 10:48: I confessed that I failed math to my mom.  She sighed and was disappointed.  She spread it on to the others in the family.  My dad was teasing and probing me, making me feel bad.  My brother complained that everyone else was blaming him that I failed or something about how he needed to take my place?  My grandma was indifferent about it.  My grandpa was upset.  He thought that I won't be able to go to college 'cause I failed math.  I told him I didn't fail any math tests for college.  He became relieved and put on this whole act about how he was crying inside because he was afraid I wouldn't be able to go to college; fingers wiping his non-existent tears and all.  Is he mocking me?  Trying to comfort my sorrowful state?  Haha, he looked funny.

Labels: chemistry, fail, homework, honors trig, test

My grades are atrocious. I can't complain about them enough. I'd had hopes that I at least past the 2nd math test above 60... I was heartbroken to find that I got a 54! WTF. I went over my answers... I had done so many careless mistakes! Like switching x₁ and x₂ in one of the formulas; resulting in a totally wrong answer. Others include switching x and y coordinates when plugging the numbers into the equation and not reading the question carefully enough to write down radius and center of a circle. Then there are those problems that I just totally forgot how to solve despite going to tutor the previous day to go over them... (omg, when I was typing this, I had my test exposed and my grandmother saw it! I'm so fcked.)

I also got a 70 on my Tech final. I thought I'd did alright on that one too so I had my hopes up; everything is fcken shattered. I don't think he taught us a lot of the material or maybe I was just careless again. I really despise my current academic state.

You know, now I guess I know how it feels when some ungrateful person scored pretty damn well but keeps complaining they could've done so much better. I'm one of those conceited ego-centric types but I wish I'd been more considerate to those who scored lower than me and kept my mouth shut. Wow, I'm a competitive bitch.

I'm mediocre when it comes to AP Europe though, although I strive to be better :/ I felt disappointed with my exam grade but expected it, seeing how I didn't know a lot of the material on the test; guess I just didn't study enough.

The Internet is a distraction. I'm currently leeching Internet from an Optimum Online connection; my last resort as it seems I can't set up my own network to connect to. Today I arrived home to find an Optimum Online vehicle parked in front of my neighbors home. As I went into my house, it starting to leave... I think they're on to me; so not only am I procrastinating, loosing my eyesight, but there is the risk that I'm probably gonna be arrested or sued until I'm dirt broke and living on the streets.

Labels: ap euro, fail, grades, honors trig, internet, soph tech, test

No it's not a penis.

It's the PSATs (credits to Molly for the joke.)
I didn't bother studying for it; just didn't have the time due to my procrastination that resulted in finishing homework at 1 yesterday.

The train was really crowded today; I was nearly suffocating. These circumstances seems to prolong this unfortunate ride.

I was almost late for PSATs although there were people who were later than me. What sucked was that we ddin't get our 5 minute break between sessions 3 and 4 cause the teacher is a noob.

I think I did fairly better in reading than math, although I had to rush through them both. I'm quite confident in my grammar skills most of the time after getting 9/10 right in that session on this practice test my teacher gave last week. My vocabulary sucks though I risked getting -1/4 due actually answering the questions anyhow.

I got a math test tomorrow. The last of the marking period. I'm pretty sure that even if I pass with a 100 (which is quite impossible), I'm going to fail the class anyway. Yet I try, I went to tutor today. I think my factoring has improved recently though all the other materials... can't say much about that; especially inequality word problems!

Currently doing English homework. It is going to take a while. I hope I at least have some time to attempt studying for math.

Wtf is a sexton?!

Labels: english, fail, homework, honors trig, PSAT, test

is what my first math test reads. I fail.

Tagged by Joann:

First of all, state 5 interesting facts about the person you awards you

• She is the person who tagged me.
  
• She wears glasses.
  
• Has an obsession with horror after passing the paranoia phase.
  
• I got her into blogging, heheheh.
  
• 
  

Next, state 10 facts about yourself (plus 5 more)

• I fail at math and I'm Asian.
  
• Failure in life is probably my biggest fear.
  
• I like anime, manga, manhwa and yaoi.
  
• I'm a mean person who can get away with being that way.
  
• I avoid horror anything.
• I am a devout believer in the world ending in 2012.
  
• Recently got into the addiction of making kusadamas.
• I like coffee flavor candy and ice cream but dislike coffee.
  
• I dress like an old lady according to *cough*cough*Ronaldthatmofo*cough*cought*
  
• I'm a perfectionist.
  
• I suck at writing.
  
• Got no time to watch anime or drama lately :(
  
• I don't like to procrastinate but I do it anyway.
  
• I try to be social but I guess I'm just faking it.
  
• I think of myself as a very introverted person.
  

ok, 10 persons who receive this award are (with some description)...

1. Alyssa: Some bi-polar person who hurts me.
2. Rebecca: Some exotic, athletic person with many talents.
3. Amy: Some person from my prefect with very straight hair.
4. Courtney: Some person I'm following who never goes on blogger anyway.
5. Shannon: Some person who abandoned blogger for tumblr.

That's basically all blog buds I know in real life :/ The other 5 can be free for all =_=

Labels: fail, honors trig, tag, test

I took the DDP test today; armed with a late night (one-o'clock) preparation resolve. Really, I'm still a bit sick from catching the cold (or whatever illness in which symptoms include a lot of snot in the nose and phlegm in my irritated throat. My proctor for the test was the Mediation teacher Ms. Mirano. I think I got 7/8 of the Part A multiple choice---the remaining 1/8 I could've nailed if only I'd actually study instead of skimming. Parts B and C were alright and I managed to get a few questions with the helping hand of my nifty cheat sheet (this was allowed---8.5 x 11 handwritten page.) I had most trouble with the questions concerning assemblies and features concerning the actual CAD program. It's not my fault I was unable to do most of the tutorials with the lack of the software at home and besides, my teacher wasn't very good at her job, suffice to say. Most of the DDP teachers aren't good with their present occupation... They don't teach what we need to know, expect us to learn it on our own, or are just plain terrible at allowing students to understand the point they want to get across.

While waiting for my dad after the test, the security guards kept calling us of the premises. I couldn't go to the park across the street to sit since people were playing football and the security guard told us to not go there anyhow 'cause it was dangerous. I ended up crutching a few blocks to Apple Bee's, near the train station since there were places I could sit. My dad told my mom I walked and I got yelled at. I tried to calm her down by explaining the situation I was in---then she got all mad at the security guards, threaten to file a complaint to the school and the like. I'm sure she's just in her traditional habit of discriminating people...

Did I mention that on the "last" day of school, I had to stay until 5 for DDP tutoring? I had to finish my portfolio and the Bat Mobile project---problems with the printer only prolonged our stay and on that day, the teachers were the ones who wanted us out when we're not done so they can leave. I swear, I better get my portfolio back---it's colorful awesomeness wasted all my ink and I spent money on the friggin' protectors...and the binder itself, along with the timeless hardwork and dedication put into its completion. If they trash it so I've heard, I'm gonna sue.

Labels: ddp-pltw, fort green park, spring term, test

So I was innocently trying to find a hamburger recipe I can translate into Spanish to study in advance for the commands test tomorrow.

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Where did I go wrong? Q_Q Oh yea, today. After Courtney made my hand grope Peter's invisible ass... =="

Labels: spanish, studying, test